Skip to product information
Official Member Tee
1/6
  • Official Member Tee
  • Official Member Tee
  • Official Member Tee
  • Official Member Tee
  • Official Member Tee
  • Official Member Tee
 
Official Member Tee

Official Member Tee

Color: White
Size: Please choose a size
Size Guide
$39.99 $34.99
Shipping calculated at checkout.

🦓 You've earned the stripes and joined the club. All you need is the shirt 🦓

Fast

Shipping

Satisfaction Guaranteed

Free

Returns

Premium Everyday Comfort
🧂 Dress for adventure. Recovery spoons not included 🥄 

  • 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton. 
  • Lightweight, breathable, tear-away label — because your nervous system doesn't need one more thing.  
  • Ethically manufactured. Platinum WRAP certified. No sweatshops. 

Note: Ash and Heather Prism are 99% cotton / 1% polyester. Heather and Solid Blend are 52% cotton / 48% polyester. Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
Free & Easy Returns

30-Day Money Back Guarantee: Love it or your money back.


Printed and shipped in North America: Fulfilled locally wherever you are, Canadian orders ship from Canada, US orders ship from the US. No border crossings, no customs surprises, no unnecessary waiting.

Not in the US or Canada? Hold Tight, We are working to add more partnerships globally.

Related products

Amazing Comfort and Style

We shouldn't have to choose between comfort and being seen. Soft enough for sensitive skin, specific enough to find your people, and accurate enough to replace five minutes of small talk.

Customer Favorites

Sale

So Rare It's Mythical Tee

$34.99

So Rare It's Mythical Tee

$39.99 $34.99
Sale

Who Installed These Settings? Tee

$34.99

Who Installed These Settings? Tee

$39.99 $34.99
Sale

Fabulous Witch Tee

$34.99

Fabulous Witch Tee

$39.99 $34.99
Sale

Magical Medically Complicated Tee

$34.99

Magical Medically Complicated Tee

$39.99 $34.99
Sale

Who's In Charge Here? Tee

$34.99

Who's In Charge Here? Tee

$39.99 $34.99
Sale

This Seems Excessive Tee

$34.99

This Seems Excessive Tee

$39.99 $34.99

FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're an online store that prints and ships worldwide.

We've partnered with printers around the globe, so your shirt is printed locally in your region, for you. No unnecessary miles, no unnecessary wait.
Do you ship internationally?

Yes, we ship worldwide. Shipping rates may vary by location; check our shipping policy for details.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes, you'll get a tracking number by email once your order ships.
What materials are your products made of?

Soft, breathable, and gentle on sensitive skin. Exact materials vary by product. You'll find the full fabric details on each product page.